🐡 Lirik The Real Slim Shady

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Shady is formerly known to wear a white shirt with bleached blonde hair. Shady is mostly known for his violent actions and lyrics like murdering his ex-wife Kimberly Scott. Following the failure of Infinite, Eminem developed an alter-ego, Slim Shady, who spoke about more controversial and violent Followingthe tremendous success of The Eminem Show album (which he co-wrote four songs, including the hit ‘Business’), Elizondo & Dr. Dre focused on writing with 50 Cent, who had signed a co-venture deal with Eminem’s Shady Records and Dr. Dre’s Aftermath Records. The duo co-wrote four songs for his Get Rich Or Die Tryin ‘album Seemore ideas about eminem, eminem tattoo, eminem slim shady. Mar 10, 2019 - Explore Reg Ferraccioli's board "Eminem tattoo" on Pinterest. See more ideas about eminem, eminem tattoo, eminem slim shady. Lyric Quotes. Song Lyrics. Eminem Poster. The Real Slim Shady. Eminem's notesCan you find all the ones he used. Eminem Lyrics Byand large the milieu Eminem is reacting to on ‘The Real Slim Shady’ is the Total Request Live era of MTV (perhaps the last point when MTV had much influence on American pop music). By this stage - 1998-1999 - MTV was in the process of transitioning more heavily to non-music programming, but Total Request Live was music focused, and teen eminem]i'm like a head trip to listen to, cause i'm only givin youthings you joke about with your friends inside your living roomthe only difference is i got the balls to say itin front of y'all and i . May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're going to have a problem herecVerse 1Ya'll act like you never seen a white person beforejaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the doorstarted whoopin her ass worse than beforethey first get divorced throwing her over furniture screamIt's the return of the"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, didhe?"And Dr Dre said....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement hahaFeminist women love EminemChicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of himlook at him, walking around grabbing his you know whatFlipin' the you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loosebut no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedroomsSometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moosemy bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lipsand if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kissand that's the message that we deliver to little kidsand expect them not to know what a womens clitoris course they gonna know what intercourse isby the time they hit 4th grade,they got the discovery channel don't they?We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibalswho cut other people open like if we can hump dead animals and antelopesthen there's no reason that a man and another man can't elopeBut if you feel like I feel I got the wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...ChorusI'm Slim ShadyYes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady...Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand upbecuase I'm Slim ShadyYes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim shady...Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand upVerse 2Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell recordsWell I do, so fuck him and fuck you think I give a damm about a Grammy?Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me."But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?So you can sit me here next to Britney Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstAnd hear 'em argue over who she gave head to bitch put me on blast on MTV"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"I should download her audio on mp3And show the whole world how you gave Eminem screamI'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy meSo I've been sent here to destroy youAnd theres a million of us just like meWho cuss like meWho just don't give a fuck like meWho dress like meWalk, talk and act like meIt just might be the next best thingBut not quite mechorusVerse 3I'm like a headtrip to listen toCause I'm only giving youthings you joke about with your friends inside your living roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'llAnd I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at allI just get on the mic and spit itAnd whether you like to admit it ripI just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out thereThen you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30Ill be the only person in the nursing home nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerkingBut this whole bag of viagra isn't workingAnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion ringsOr in the parking lot circlingscreaming I don't give a fuckWith his windows down and system upSo will the real Shady, please stand upand put one of those fingures on each hand upand to be proud to be outta your mind and outta controland one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?chorus O verdadeiro Slim ShadyPosso ter sua atenção por favor?Posso ter sua atenção por favor?O verdadeiro Slim Shady poderia se levantar por favor?Eu repito, o verdadeiro Slim Shadypoderia se levantar porfavor?Vamos ter problemas aquiVocês agem como se nunca tivessem visto um branco antesTodos de boca abertaComo Pam e Tommy entrou com tudo pela portaE começou a espancá-la pior do que nuncaPrimeiro se divorciaramJogando ela sobre móveis Ahh!É a volta do"Ah espere, não pode ser, você tá brincandoEle não falou o que eu acabei de ouvirFalou? "E Dr. Dre disseNada seus idiotas, Dr. Dre está mortoEle está trancado no meu porãoGarotas feministas adoram EminemChicka chicka chicka Slim ShadyTo de saco cheio dele, olhem eleAndando por ai pegando no vocês sabemApontando vocês sabem quem""É, mas ele é tão fofinho"É, eu devo ter vários parafusos soltos na minha cabeçaMais nada pior do que o que estáacontecendo no quarto do seus pais ehehehehAs vezes eu quero aparecer na TV pra eu me soltarMas não posso, mais é legal pro Tom Greendtransar com um alce mortoMinha bunda está nos seus lábiosminha bunda está nos seus lábiosE se eu tiver sorte, você talvez poderá beijá-laE essa é a mensagem que transmitimos para criançinhasE esperamos que eles não saibamo que o clitóris de um mulher éÉ claro que eles vão saber o que transar significaAntes de chegarem na quarta serieEles têm o canal da Discovery, não têm?Não somos nada além de mamíferosBom, alguns de nós canibaisQue cortamos outras pessoas como melõesMas se transarmos com animais mortos e antílopesEntão não tem por quê um homemE um outro homem não poderem transarMas se você se sente como eu me sintoEu tenho o antídotoMulheres abanam suas calcinhasCante o refrão e é assim que cantaEu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levanteWill Smith não tem que falar palavrões pra vender discosBom, eu tenho, então foda-se ele, e foda-se você tambémVocê acha que eu ligo por causa de um GrammyMetade desses críticos nem me agüentamMuito menos eu perto deles"Mas Slim, e se você ganhar, não seria esquisito? "Por quê? Só pra vocês mentirem pra eu chegar até aqui?Pra vocês me sentarem perto da Britney Spears?Porra, Christina Aguilera melhor mudar os assentosPara que possa sentar ao lado do Carson Daly e Fred DurstE ouvir eles discutindo sobre pra quem ela deu primeiroSua putinha, falou merda de mim na MTV"É, ele é bonitinhomas acho que ele está casado com a Kim, hihi! "Eu deveria baixar o audio dela em mp3E mostrar para o mundo como elapassou uma doença venérea pro Eminem AHH!Estou de saco cheio dessas bandinhas de garotos e garotasVocê só me irritamEntao eu tenho N'SYNC aqui pra destruir vocêsE tem um milhão de pessoas como euQue falam palavrões como euQue estão pouco se lixando como euQue se vestem como eu, andam, falamE agem que como euE pode ser a próxima melhor coisa mas não como euEu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levanteEu sou que nem um humorista pra vocês ouviremPorque eu só falo piadasPra vocês contaram pros seu amigos na sala de estarA única diferença é que eu tenho coragem de falarNa frente de todos e eu não preciso ser falso ou mentirEu só cato o microfone e começo a falarE se você não quiser admitir ERRSou melhor do que 90 desses rappers por aiAi vocês pensam comoEssas crianças podem consumir esses álbunsQue nem remédiosÉ engraçado, porque no ritmo que estouQuando eu chegar aos 30Eu serei a única pessoa no manicômio chavecandoBeliscando as bundas das enfermeirasEnquanto bato punhetaE tô batendo mas esse pacote de ViagraNão está funcionandoE todas as pessoas tem um pouco de Slim ShadyEle pode estar trabalhando no Burger KingCuspindo nas suas cebolinhas fritasOu pode estar no estacionamento dirigindo gritandoEu tô pouco me fudendoCom as janelas abaixadas, e seu som no últimoEntão o verdadeiro Slim Shady poderia se levantar?E colocar um desses dedos em cada mão erguida?E seja feliz por estar louco e descontroladoE mais uma vez, o mais alto que puder, como que canta?Eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levanteHaha acho que tem um Slim Shady em cada um de nósDane-se, vamos todos nos levantarThe Real Slim ShadyMay I have your attention pleaseMay I have your attention pleaseWill the real slim shady please stand upI repeat will the real slimshady please stand upWe're gonna have a problem hereYa'll act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floorLike Pam and Tommy just burst in the doorAnd started whoopin her ass worse than beforeThey first were divorcedThrowing her over furniture aahIt's the return of the"ah wait, no wait, you're kiddingHe didn't just say what I think he didDid he? "And Dr. Dre saidNothing you idiots, Dr Dre's deadHe's locked in my bassmentFeminist women love eminemChicka chicka chicka slim shady"I'm sick of him, look at himWalkin around, grabbin his you know whatFlippin' to you know who""yeah, but he's so cute though"Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse than what'sgoin on in your parents bedroom ehehehehSometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let looseBut can't, but it's cool for Tom Greento hump a dead mooseMy bum is on your lipsMy bum is on your lipsAnd if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to knowwhat a woman's clitoris isOf course they're gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit 4th gradeThey got the discovery channel, dont they?We ain't nothing but mammalsWell, some of us cannibalsWho cut other people open like cantelopesBut if we can hump dead animals and antelopesThen there's no reason that a manAnd another man can't elopeBut if you feel like I feelI got the antedoteWomen wave your pantehoseSing the chorus and it goesI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upWill Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell recordsWell I do, so fuck him and fuck you tooYou think I give a damn about a grammyHalf of you critics can't even stomach meLet alone stand me"but slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"Why? so you guys can just lie to get me hereSo you can sit me here next to Britney SpearsBullshit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstAnd hear em argue over who she gave head to firstLittle bitch, put me on blast on MTV"yeah, he's cuteBut I think he's married to Kim, hee hee"I should download her audio on MP3And show the worldhow you gave eminem VD aahI'm sick of you little girl and boy groupsAll you do is annoy meSo I have N'SYNC here to destroy youAnd there's a million of us just like meWho cuss like meWho just don't give a fuck like meWho dress like me, walk, talkAnd act like meAnd just might be the next best thing, but not quite meI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upI'm like a head trip to listen toCause I'm only giving you thingsYou joke about with your friends inside you livin' roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say itIn front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at allI just get on the mic and spit itAnd whether you like to admit it riipI just shitted it better than 90 you rappers out canThen you wonder how canKids eat up these albumsLike valiumsIt's funny, cause at the rate I'm goingWhen I'm thirtyI'll be the only person in the nursing home flirtingPinchin nurses assesWhen I'm jackin off with jergen'sAnd I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagraIsn't workingIn every single person there's a slim shady lurkinHe could be workin at burger kingSpittin on your onion ringsOr in the parking lot, circling, screaminI dont give a fuckWith his windows down and his system upSo will the real shady please stand upAnd put 1 of those fingers on each hand upAnd be proud to be outta your mind and outta controlAnd 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upHaha guess it's a slim shady in all of usFuck it let's all stand up [Eminem] May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up We're gonna have a problem here [Verse 1] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whippin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he" And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement Feminist women love Eminem "Chigga chigga chigga Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit 4th grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they "We ain't nothing but mammals" - well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [Hook x2] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up [Verse 2] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records Well, I do. So fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download a audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite me [Hook x2] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up [Verse 3] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than 90% of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums It's funny; cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses' asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go [Hook] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us F*ck it, let's all stand up

lirik the real slim shady